2011-12-25

Homo Sapiens Central Processing Unit


From:  Product Support Department, Milky Way Branch
To:    The Humans
Re:    Homo Sapiens Central Processing Unit

Please note that your human brains did not evolve to run the software they are currently running.

Upon investigating your complaints, we discovered that your latest software has numerous flaws and malware that severely compromise the operation of your brains. The actual brains are functioning according to the specifications established around 200,000 BCE. They have undergone only minor updates since then. Please upgrade your brains to newer models or correct the bugs in your software.

Thank you.

P.S.  No, we do not know what Facebook is, nor do we have a “page” there.

3 comments:

  1. DiegoThursday, January 19, 2012 at 10:56:00 AM EST

    This clears up a lot of things that used to make me wonder... LOL ! - diego from the lu

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  2. DiegoThursday, January 19, 2012 at 12:09:00 PM EST

    Reposted, with attribution. Thanks ! First post in the new " Humor " category ! - diego

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  3. DiegoThursday, January 19, 2012 at 4:18:00 PM EST

    Reposted: http://wp.me/p1QwdP-8O - diego

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