Homo Sapiens Central Processing Unit
From: Product Support Department, Milky Way Branch
To: The Humans
Re: Homo Sapiens Central Processing Unit
Please note that your human brains did not evolve to run the software they are currently running.
Upon investigating your complaints, we discovered that your latest software has numerous flaws and malware that severely compromise the operation of your brains. The actual brains are functioning according to the specifications established around 200,000 BCE. They have undergone only minor updates since then. Please upgrade your brains to newer models or correct the bugs in your software.
P.S. No, we do not know what Facebook is, nor do we have a “page” there.