If Only They'd Listen

Black people! They're all the same!
Crack-addicted drug dealers!
Except you, of course.
You're one of the good ones.

Jews! They're all the same!
Money-grubbing control freaks!
Except you, of course.
You're one of the good ones.

Gays! They're all the same!
Marriage-destroying whiny bitches!
Except you, of course.
You're one of the good ones.

Atheists! They're all the same!
Religion-bashing child aborters!
Except you, of course.
You're one of the good ones.

I have 'em all figured out!
Except you, my black Jewish gay atheist friend.
Somehow only you seem to care
That I'm always being picked on.


Note to the Terminally Dense:  
This  is  a  work  of  satire. 
It does not reflect my actual opinion 
of any group of people except idiots.